The Symptom-to-Panel Decoder.
The literacy system for women who are done being told they're fine when they know they're not. Walk in with the exact draws to request, the language to get them ordered, and the literacy to read the results.
- 5 modules, 15 lessons (~3 hrs)
- Quick Win Symptom Triage Sheet
- Lab Day Prep Checklist
- 25-Symptom Reference Card
- Pre-Appointment Email Template
- All future course updates
This is for the woman who has been told she's fine.
- 01Has three years of bloodwork in a patient portal she has never compared.
- 02Walks out of appointments feeling unheard, then spends the drive home rehearsing what she should have said.
- 03Has been told her thyroid is fine because TSH is in range, and her gut says that's not the whole story.
- 04Wants to advocate for herself without sounding like she's been on WebMD all night.
- 05Is ready to stop waiting for someone else to take her seriously and start arriving prepared.
Your first 10 minutes.
Circle 3 symptoms. Get your request list.
Before you watch a single lesson, the Symptom Triage Sheet maps your top 3 symptoms to the 2 to 4 specific analytes you should request at your next appointment. Printable, screenshot-ready, in your hands inside 10 minutes.
The curriculum.
01
Foundation / 3 Lessons
How lab ranges actually work.
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02
Core Panels / 3 Lessons
The panels every woman should know.
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03
Hormones / 3 Lessons
Hormones, cycles & timing.
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04
Symptom Mapping / 3 Lessons
Symptom-to-analyte mapping.
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05
The Appointment / 3 Lessons
Where literacy becomes advocacy.
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From women who walked in prepared.
Atlanta, GA
Lessons 2.2 + 5.1
Brooklyn, NY
Lesson 2.3
Portland, OR
Lesson 3.3
I have spent years inside the lab. I built this course to get you inside it too.
I am a licensed Clinical Scientist (MLS, ASCP) with years of experience running labs at academic medical centers and Level I trauma hospitals in Los Angeles. I have spent my career on the other side of your blood draw, watching the results print and knowing exactly what they mean before anyone calls you back.
I built The Lab Room and the Load Capacity Framework because too many women were getting the same answer: "your labs are normal." When the truth was more often: nobody ran the right panels, nobody timed them correctly, and nobody looked at the patterns underneath the reference ranges.
This course is the literacy I wish every woman had before her next blood draw. It will not replace your provider. It will make you a better partner to them.
Licensed Clinical Scientist
Redwood Publishing, 2026
LA General / West LA VA
theetylabee.com
Bonus materials included.
Tools that turn the course from a watch into a system you use at every annual.
- The Lab Day Prep Checklist: fasting, timing, medication holds, cycle day.
- The 25-symptom-to-panel master reference card.
- Pre-appointment email template to request your specific draws.
The honest FAQ.
Is this medical advice?+
No. This is lab literacy education. Nothing in the course interprets your individual results or replaces a clinical relationship. You are learning the frameworks clinicians use, so you can have better conversations with your provider and understand what you are looking at.
Will I actually be able to read my own labs after this?+
Yes. By the end of Module 4, you will know how to walk through any panel and identify the patterns that matter, the edge-of-range values, the trajectory across draws, the relationships inside a panel. You will also know which panels to request and how to ask for them.
How long do I have access?+
Lifetime access to all 15 lessons, the Quick Win Triage Sheet, and the companion PDF. Including any future updates I add to the curriculum.
What if my provider will not order what I am asking for?+
Module 5 covers exactly this. You will learn how to phrase requests so they land as collaborative, how to handle pushback, and what your options are if a provider repeatedly will not run reasonable panels. This includes when and how to use direct-to-consumer labs.
Is this only for women?+
The case studies, hormone modules, and symptom mapping are built around female physiology, including the cycle, perimenopause, and PMOS workups. The core lab literacy framework (Modules 1, 2, and most of 4) applies broadly. The course is most valuable for women, especially those navigating hormonal or thyroid concerns.
Can I get a discount on The Lab Room after the course?
Yes. All Bloodwork, Vol. 1 students get a discount code for The Lab Room, my $97 async panel review service. Watch for it in your welcome email after enrolling.
Ready when you are.
- 5 modules, 15 lessons (~3 hrs)
- Quick Win Symptom Triage Sheet
- Lab Day Prep Checklist
- 25-Symptom Reference Card
- Pre-Appointment Email Template
- All future course updates
With Love and
Lab Data. 💙